I have always been fascinated by a good magic trick, or a cool optical illusion. That is probably why these pictures of Paris Hilton amaze me. How do you get something where there was nothing before? I know a good push-up bra with some inserts can create the illusion of large breasts, but Paris Hilton’s breasts defy explanation. Paris herself seems to be amazed by them.
I think it is time to start a similar trend for men. That is why I am encouraging all men out there to proudly display some testicular cleavage. Hike your balls up over the waist band of your jeans. Give them a haircut. Put some of that sparkly stuff on them. Do whatever you can to draw attention to your balls. Testicular cleavage will be the male fashion trend for 2008 - and it feels great to finally say “Hey lady, my eyes are up here!”
Paris Hilton's Amazing Breasts
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