You know what really grinds my gears? When celebrities don’t do anything outrageous for days on end for me to comment on. I don’t know if it is the long winter, or if everyone is still recovering from their Easter hangovers, but it seems as if Hollywood asshole-ery has dried up the last few days … thank god I am making up for it in my own way! Since no stars are crashing cars or heading out in lingerie, I will pretend that Keira Knightley’s birthday is news. So happy 23rd birthday Keira!
If I had a girl like that, I could stop having to make love to broom handles. Now I am not saying that Keira Knightley is skinny, it is possibly that she suffers from too much internal gravity that causes her body to collapse in on itself like some sort of Quasar. So Keira, if you are listening, I would like to take you out for a birthday Big Mac … your treat!
Keira Knightley turns 23 - Woo Hoo!
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