I have always suspected that celebrities have super-powers. How else can one person command over one million dollars for 22 minutes of work? Jennifer Aniston is one of the celebrities I have always thought must have some sort of extra talents. I mean she doesn’t offer much in the way of acting ability, and if it weren’t for that body her career would probably have to have been in radio. As it turns out, her ability is time travel and eternal youth. That is the only way to explain how a 40 plus year old woman could look like a 14 year old boy from the 1970’s.
I jest – these are actually screen shots from her upcoming film “Marley & Me” co-starring Owen Wilson. IMDB.com describes it as “A family learns important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog”. It used to be that once you start acting in movies with animals, it was a signal that your career was over. The way I see it, there are only 2 things that could make this movie good: first, the dog is computer generated, wears a cape and actively tries to eradicate the world population of cats, and second, gratuitous nudity … Owen Wilson nudity!!!
Jennifer Aniston can Control Time!
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