Writing this story about Hulk Hogan make me feel kind of like I am chronicling the decline of an American institution. The last year has been tough on the Hulkster – his wife leaving him, dating his daughter’s friend, and now with his declining physique, having to wear t-shirts with a gun printed on them that would be better suited to a 16-year old with an inferiority complex and a bad attitude. It’s a long fall for the man who once body-slammed the 500 pound Andre the Giant.
I guess, who am I to talk? While Hulk Hogan’s fame may no longer afford him the luxury of dating lingerie models, she is definitely a lot better looking – and probably livelier – than the Haines Tube sock that I am dating. Of course I never achieved the kind of career pinnacle of the Hulkster. While I may never have body-slammed a 500 pound man, this one time I did eat 378 Burrito Supremes. Later that night, my colon felt like it had gone through a 17 round title fight with Rocky Balboa!
Hulk Hogan shows off his guns
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