So it would seem that the Heather Mills / Paul McCartney divorce is final, with a final settlement of about $50 Million.A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million. "I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.
Being an internet connoisseur, I know that amputee sex is coveted and rare, but I can’t believe it is worth $50 Million. Maybe I am wrong about its value, but amputees are not my fetish – I prefer fat hairy women dressed up in Sesame Street costumes. Still, for $50 Million I think I would cut off my leg and marry Paul McCartney for 5 years. And if I had $50 Million, I guarantee that I would not be photographed in clothes that look like they are made from old rental bowling shoes.
Heather Mills Can do great things with a Bowling Shoe!
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