Until about 20 minutes ago I had no idea who Kelly Brook was. Actually to be honest I still don't. What I do know is she spent some time wearing a bikini and hanging around with this fat, bald guy who is apparently Billy Zane.
Come to think of it, I don't actually know who Billy Zane is (except for his cameo in "Zoolander") but he must be famous. How do I know he is famous? Because I am a fat, bald guy and I don't frolic on the beach with women that look like this! My friends are fat, bald guys and they don't frolic on the beach with women like this.
Now, I am not saying that being famous is gonna get you a hot chick, but being famous will get you a hot chick.
Kelly Brook - Billy Zane got Game!
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Who's bald?
You are, Fatty McBaldington.
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