Tony Romo (Dallas Cowboys) spent his week off vacationing with Jessica Simpson in Mexico. If Dallas loses tomorrow, it will just go to prove that Jessica Simpson is bad luck. Everything Jessica Simpson touches these days seems to fail miserably. If I were Tony Romo I wouldn't let her anywhere near my penis - but I am not Tony Romo!
Tony Romo is so goofy looking with those big ears it's like he is a football playing Mickey Mouse. So how how does he get a hot woman like Jessica Simpson while I am dating "five-finger Suzy"? I'm not saying that being a rich and famous sports figure will get you hot women, but being a rich and famous sports figure will get you hot women.
UPDATE: Seems my prediction is true and Dallas is out of the NFL playoffs. No need to call me a savant, just send me money!
Jessica Simpson gets Romo ready ...
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