I was watching the Lord of the Rings the other day and I thought to myself "My blog really doesn't have enough posts about elves or dwarfs". I was going to post about Liv Tyler, but then settled on Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria ... they should have cast her as the Queen of Rivendell, they wouldn't even need any special effects! Now, I am not saying that Eva Longoria is short, I'm just saying that she is the worlds tallest midget.
It sure doesn't help looking short when you marry a 6'2 basketball player. Eva needs a step-stool to check his pockets for spare change. But there are benefits to being that small: put a diaper on her, give her a bottle and she can fly any airline for free - and she would be dressed appropriately for Friday night at my house. I'm not saying that I have a diaper fetish, just that I tend to drink a lot and soil myself.
Eva Longoria Desperate Height-wise
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