"Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, hesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
I like to think of Leslie Bibb as a mischievous badger.
I like to think of Leslie Bibb as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life's journey.
I like to think of Leslie Bibb as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." I like to party, so I like my Leslie Bibb to party.
I like to think of Leslie Bibb with like giant eagles wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk …
I like to think of Leslie Bibb like a muscular trapeze artist.
Leslie Bibb - Thank you dear Lord Baby Jesus
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2 comments:
I'd like to come at Leslie Bibb like a spider monkey!
Nice post...LOL!
And I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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