Jenny McCarthy was a guest star on “Two and a Half Men” last night. I have always been impressed that she was able to make the difficult leap from nude model to legitimate show business, even if it is as eye candy in toilet humour comedies.
I have always enjoyed drinking in the scenic view of her Mountainous North Passage, but a woman that enjoys fart jokes as much as Jenny McCarthy worries me. No man wants to be tongue surfing on the south ridge while she does a Louis Armstrong impression with her sphincter trumpet 2 inches from your face. I mean, that’s how you get Pink Eye! (Props to Dave for inspiring that punch line)
Jenny McCarthy raises the bar for nude models – IN MY PANTS!
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PINK EYE, the gateway through which all that is wrong in this world flows....it's science!
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