Jessica Biel has been working her body non-stop since her Blade 3 role. I totally appreciate it! She has a smoking hot figure, and it turns out she is pretty funny. She did some great work in "Chuck and Larry" and spends a lot of time in very little clothing.
But I still can't stop thinking that one slip and those teeth would grind you up like a Cuisinart. I know you think "it could never happen to me", but what if you were walking down the street and your zipper exploded open and your johnson fell out, just as Jessica Biel rounds the corner and trips on a discarded Frappachino cup??? Well, I don't know, and you don't want to know!
Jessica Biel - Horse Teeth or Hottie?
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What are you - GAY!?!?
Man, the things you could do with that body.
Looks like some camel toe action going on in that white bikini photo. You got a larger image?
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