Jim Carrey fake marries Jenny McCarthy!
The vows basically said that they would 'be forever in love' with one another and that they would always be together. For the two of them, it was as good as a marriage ceremony. They stayed at the Fantasy Tower in a luxury Sky Villa suite (in Vegas). When they weren't kissing and cuddling, the two of them played Texas hold 'em. He insists that he and Jenny are incredibly happy together, and they don't want to jinx things by tying the knot. Jim says he doesn't need a legal ceremony or a piece of paper, and Jenny feels the same. - Anonymous source
Come on, this is Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. They probably dressed up as hobos and farted towards each other. The whole thing stinks of self-promotion - probably because one or both of them have some new movie coming out. They might as well just release a sex-tape and call it "Ace Venutra 3 - the Search for Jenny McCarthy's Pussy (cat)".
But maybe I am underestimating Jim Carrey. Just because he is a Canadian doesn't necessarily mean he's an idiot. He's been getting Jenny McCarthy in the sack for 3 years now without a commitment, and now he has "married her" without risking losing half his stuff in the not-too-distant divorce (this is Hollywood after-all). Kudos to you Jim!
“Mohr Cox is bad for your health” – Some Science guy
Now I don’t want to judge, but what the heck happened to Nikki Cox? Take a look at these before pictures from “Run Ronnie Run”. I think that Nikki Mohr-Cox might need a little Mohr sleep (and please, no more lip injections!). Ha ... see what I did there?
Beyonce and Kanye - What the hell?
But more importantly, Beyonce was a totally class act and let Taylor Swift finish her acceptance speech. And perhaps even more importantly, Beyonce put on a sequined – I don’t even know what to call that? A bathing suit? – to perform her song “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)”. There is your must-see TV folks!
Kim Kardashian might have Diarrhea!
I lost my last 6lbs fast & toned up! Loving Quick Trim. Quick Trim does a body good! - Kim Kardashian
Ok, I am not fitness and nutrition guru but there is no way that losing 6 pounds over a weekend can be healthy - unless you had your leg cut off in some sort of freak combine accident. But here is Kim Kardashian proudly showing off the results of her 'Quick Trim' diet.
Let me set something straight here, that weight loss product has not been approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, and the side effects of the product include insomnia, irregular heartbeat, dizziness, vomiting, headache, loss of appetite, raised blood pressure, increased heart rate and diarrhea. So while Kim Kardashian might LOOK good in that bikini I sure wouldn't want to stand behind her if she bends over to pick up her keys.
Jennifer Connelly is chilly in Toronto ...
Now I have heard that it's cold up there in Canada with all the igloos and Eskimos and Hockey Players, but finally I have some proof. Here are some pictures of Jennifer Connelly on the red carpet for the screening of her new movie "Creation" at the Toronto International Film Festival (Sept. 10, 2009). Either she has caught a chill, or her nipples are trying to usher people in to the closest available seat.
Now normally these chick flicks don't interest me, but tonight I will be searching the video store for a 3D copy of "He's Just Not That Into You". Wait, that movie stars both Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Aniston! I sure hope they handed out safety goggles and got extra insurance for the rest of the crew.
Fergie's Shorts open the NFL Season
What in the hell is going on in the NFL? The Black Eyed Peas open up the 2009-2010 Football season? Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas are about as close to football as I am to a bar of soap. Now I'm not saying that nobody can like both Fergie and football, I'm just saying that I don't bathe much.
Despite the fact that the music was horrible, there was one redeeming quality in the Black Eyed Peas performance last night - Fergie's shorts! I don't know where that woman buys her space pants, but damn that ass looked out of this world. There was a full moon a-rising in Pittsburgh last night ... and in my pants.
